Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry
 

I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

Only if I'm really, really tired and I can't see straight. I'd rather sit than clean it up later.

As for it's reflection on my manhood, I don't usually have anyone in there charting it, so I don't know how much it really matters.

Oh, I should probably add this this is a question for the male CP dwellers.

The solution is simple.

Have him practice reality therepy and take two steps forward.

LMAO

It depends on where I take a piss and who I want to piss off.

If Bob Dole wakes up in the night, Bob Dole can't get back to sleep if he turns on any lights. The darkness pretty much mandates a sitting session.

If Bob Dole is drunk and at home, Bob Dole tends to sit, simply to avoid the subsequent cleanup issues.

If Bob Dole had a cleaning wench, Bob Dole would probably choose the "manly" method.

You mean poor piss aim.

MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!

typical "I'm on the internet so I can say anything I want" response


listen if you think you can't sit down to pee, for any reason, because it intrudes on your "manhood" - Then there are clearly other issues at work.




BTW to answer the thread,

sometimes I sit sometimes I stand
and through it all I've stayed a man.

It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.

I guess the bold letters did not give hint that I was joking :shake:

which of these letters are bolded? I missed it, sorry

example of "other issues at work"

I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.