A Valentine for Chiefs Planet
 

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.
Because you are my friend.


Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Remember our mantra,
Just Wait Til Next Year :D

ROTFL I LOVE it! Rep.

Nice job rook.

great job, this is why I love this place.

Its great to see someone who understands the spirit of a holiday.

Huzzah

A friend will bail you out of jail.
A good friend will be sitting right beside you saying "man we f***ed up".
If it is a woman...
A friend will talk you through a tough time.
A good friend will give you some p****.

TGIO

Thank God It's OVER!