Mr. Bob Dole Appreciation Day
 

Well, it's that time of year again, Planeteers ... Mr. Bob Dole Appreciation Day.

Please post all the things that you appreciate about Mr. Bob Dole on this thread. If you can't think of anything you appreciate about Mr. Bob Dole, feel free to make something up. If it's good, it's probably true, because today is Mr. Bob Dole Appreciation Day.

For all the N00bs (sp?) who know little or nothing about Mr. Bob Dole, imagine that he is Santa Claus, Timothy Leary, Geeta Dutt's vocal coach, and God's best fishing buddy all wrapped up in one and post accordingly.

Happy Mr. Bob Dole Appreciation Day, Mr. Bob Dole.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

I appreciate Bob Dole's heartwarming and caring attitude towards all n00b's. That is what keeps the planet growing.

Bob Dole stopped global warming or oral swarming...I can't remember.

Thanks Bob Dole!

I remember this one time, when I was down and out. Mr. Bob Dole flew in and landed by me. As I looked up, I saw Mr. Bob Dole standing there in his tights and cape with a big "D" on his chest.

Just the sight of him made me stand up and go back to fighting the good fight.

Thank you Mr. Bob Dole.

I once saw bob dole hold up an entire floor overnight...even better than endelt!

you rock on, bob dole!

<i>Mr. Bob Dole standing there in his tights and cape</i>

Just don't bend over to pick something up when he's in that outfit. He might demonstrate his superpower. :shake:

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Is this a real holiday or is Fax making stuff up so he can score with the wife again.

LMAO

I really appreciate how Bob Dole doesn't make slurping noises real bad when he eats.

Bob dole invinted the internet, right?


well, even if he didn't, he makes it better by being here.

Bob Dole once kicked the crap out of Chuck Norris.

Props to the planets own king of the third person.

I appreciate Bob Dole, but I am not buying him a steak or giving him anything else.

Bob Dole thwarted a swarm of locusts heading toward Russell, creating a whirlwind of good will that drove them to into Lake Wilson, improving the walleye fishing.

Thanks, Mr. Bob Dole