Please lend your mind to a worthy cause
 

...by giving definitions/examples of
****ing yourself
thank you for your time and energy

People keep telling you to, so you're trying to figure out how?

I aim to please

I'm not sure anyone really knows how
or that there is a standard method of
****ing oneself

I see big things for this thread.

Nice pun.

Buy a dildo and ram it up your ass?

I doubt your equipment is long enough for any creative suggestions.

Question is.... flexible enough?

Maybe we need a pole I mean poll on that.

Depends on the level of usage:

LEVEL 1 MEANING: You're such a loser that no other human being should demean himself or herself to be with you.
EXAMPLE: Go f yourself, because there's no one else that would consider f-ing you.

LEVEL 2 MEANING: You're such an unbelievable loser that no other living thing with a usable orifice and/or protuberance (can't leave the ladies out) should demean itself to be with you.
EXAMPLE: Go f yourself, because there's no other living thing that would consider f-ing you.

LEVEL 3 MEANING: You're such an unimaginably hopeless waste of oxygen that no inanimate object with a usable orifice and/or protuberance (again, we can't leave the ladies out) should be made available for you.
EXAMPLE: Go f yourself, because you're GoChiefs.
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It never really matters to the insulter whether the insulted could figure out a way to f himself (or herself), so the mechanics that would be involved are actually irrelevant.

Dar Jee is the second Thieves Guild fence (Mercantile=70/Journeyman, gold=800) in Leyawiin. He can be found at home, in the streets, or at the Five Claws Lodge. He enjoys telling racially insensitive jokes about the Khajiit. This is regardless of whether the player character he's interacting with at the time is a Khajiit or not.

I think reading any of your drivel qualifies

not only did you open the thread you replied in it
do you not see how ****ing stupid that makes you look?
By the way-who the **** are you? other than a dipshit

How about you **** yourself?

do you have a link to
a instuction manual?
pics would be a big help