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Over-Head 04-14-2007 01:58 PM

Ain't it the truth !?!
 
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! :D

Phobia 04-14-2007 02:12 PM

My wife stopped on floor 3 for some reason. She gets lost easily.

Skip Towne 04-14-2007 02:29 PM

REPOST. Raider fans are a little slow in the head. This is at least 3 years old.

Over-Head 04-14-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
REPOST. Raider fans are a little slow in the head. This is at least 3 years old.

Pizz off ya old fart

Thig Lyfe 04-14-2007 02:39 PM

I deleted this from my inbox.

Five times.

Four years ago.

Halfcan 04-14-2007 02:40 PM

that is pretty funny-good 1!

Skip Towne 04-14-2007 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head
Pizz off ya old fart

LINCOLN IS STILL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TinyEvel 04-14-2007 02:42 PM

I hate getting these joke emails. My mom, aunt, brother, and cousin all forward me the same figgin' one every time :cuss:

That said, I would say that I'm a floor five (without the looks), but add to that I'm going to a bachelor party in Vegas this weekend so, I'm currently in the doghouse. WTF??!!

Over-Head 04-15-2007 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
LINCOLN IS STILL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the south still lost :D

boogblaster 04-15-2007 07:07 AM

You'll never please em...hell they cant please themselves..they change their cloths 4 times a day,their hair twice a month,their living room 5 times a year,and their mind every 2 minutes ....


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