The MILF sightings thread
 

You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice.

Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Amateur. I once made love to a GGILF. Yes that's right, a GGILF

Did GoChiefs buy a Penthouse and copy it like he does with WPI? :p

GGILF? What's that?

Great Grandmother I'd Like to ****

Found one.

So did you get the guy's number before he left?

Another worthless without pics post.

Poor ole gochaft he's groping on the ole-blisters this leads to porkin the ole blue-hairs...

You wouldn't know a MILF if she sat on your face and wiggled...

I can not believe you wrote that.

Believe me, it would have looked even cuter on Chili's bathroom floor.