Young Girl has Intestines Forcibly Removed in Pool Accident
 

Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible?

I'll bet she doesn't have the guts to try that again.

Yet another horrible example of this. I understand that this girl, while alive, basically had to have all of her intestines removed. She will have to be fed via IV the rest of her life and have a colostomy bag.

Don't.

It's taking me a while to digest this story.

Yeah, you're right. In all seriousness, this is actually way more severe than the Six Flags story and really shouldn't be made fun of.

Besides, there are way less intestine-related puns.

I've heard of that happening before, but I always thought it was like an urban legend. Good God.

She was sitting on the drain. If it's similar to the other cases I've heard of, the suction pulled her intestines out from her... you know where.

Really crappy story.

Yeah, that's all I got for an intestines joke.

I knew a girl who shit out her intestines one time or partially came out I guess I should say. She said it happened when she was like 5 yrs old.

So, is there something defective with children's digestional tracts? I mean I had a hole in my stomach as a kid and I had a steady diet of karo syrup too loosen things up, but I never had any problem to that severity..

Pool drains can exert ~300 PSI. If you happen to sit on one, this will happen.

How the hell are you such a wealth of knowledge about everything?

It's simple. If the drain cover is removed, that's it.

But it was not here fault IMO.

My parents done worse but I am tuff..............

Guts and all.

Like no one else was going to say it.