In Honor Of Mr. Blueballs ...
 

I present the 2007 Pre-Season Nipple Quiz.

Gentlemen, let's milk it for all it's worth.

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Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.

I need a clarification. Are we really talking about nipples, or are we talking about areolae? My academic interests lie primarily with areolae.

I considered areolae options, Mr. Rain Man, but the poll became too complex. Big with large, petite with hubcap size, etc. I, therefore, made the executive-level decision to run with nipples only.

It was the best I could do in a pinch.

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Understandable. It's a complex issue. You've got color, shape, size, proportional size, direction, puffiness, perkiness, and many other things to consider. No one could capture all of that in one poll. No one.

Ouch. I should have duct.

Actually, you're far too modest, Mr. Rain Man. I'm certain you could have accomplished the task. In my case, however, I could have used some tips.

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Where is the "All of the above." option?

Hangy???

:eek:

I went with petite... but where's the "hairy" option for gochiefs?

No, no. I've studied this issue for years, and I feel like I'm no closer to a solution than I was back then. I just can't seem to get my arms around the topic. I can't grasp all of the points.

I sincerely hope I never see a Gazish nipple.

In my mouth.

Duh.

There's no need for modesty, Mr. Rain Man. I'm certain you've kept abreast of the subject. Honestly, I think you're being overly sensitive.

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pepperoni aeriola with 50 caliber nipples

I know, Mr. TrebMaxx. You think my thread sucks.

Then again, perhaps I'm just projecting.

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Those pointed comments lead me to believe things are cooling off in this thread.

Yeah, Mr. Simplex3. I think it's peaked.

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