Halloween costume ideas
 

Anyone got any Halloween costume ideas?

it turns out I'm going to a halloween party this weekend and need a quick funny costume.

something original, not typical devil, monster, blah, blah, blah.

the only thing I've thought of so far is Dick in the Box guy.

LOL

Then you could spend the whole evening singing "It's my dick in a box!" and thrusting.

I saw a costume at Madi Gras that was cool.

He was dressed as a door and it looked like it had windows, trim etc and had a knob that really worked to open up the door and expose a big set of plastic balls and a schlong.

You should go as the nerd from the beastie boys video "fight for your right to party"

Put a sack over your head like the Aints fans used to do and wear a Sims jersey

Get a big box, paint it light blue and then glue
white puff balls on it. Yu could go as
"partly cloudy" .

Saw a kid last year.

Wearing a pink shirt with a giant fake shoe tied to his head. He was bubble gum stuck to a shoe.

They had a toilet cotume at Gadzooks the other day

1) Wear a football helmet.

2) Carry a football with you.

3) When you get to your party, go to the middle of the main room and flop on the floor in the fetal position.

4) Repeat every couple of minutes.

5) When people ask you what you are, reply "Damon Huard."

Last year I saw a guy dressed up as Peyton Manning when he did that commercial where he had the wig and the fake mustache and was talking about himself...I thought that was pretty funny.

Boba Fett costumes are always a hit:

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I love this one.

Get a shrek mask..

Paint it baige..

And go as Gochiefs..

Realistically I am going as the guy from A clockwork orange..

Problem is I know half the people will not have a clue..

I was space ghost last year and only 5-6 people knew who I was ..

Saw one a guy rigged up himself. Attached a carboard box with two holes cut into it and dressed as a doctor...had a sign that said "FREE BREAST EXAMS" and "insert breasts here". He actually gave a couple of exams that night too.