I've got some news!!!
 

Just found out that Mrs. Gonzo has a bun in the oven.
It will be our first. We have been together for almost 14 years and we just started trying about 2 months ago.
:)

Congrats.

That's great news, indeed, Mr. Gonzo. Congratulations to both you and Mrs. Gonzo.

But ... uhhh ... have you had her tied up in the basement or something?

FAX

How did that happen?

Craptastic!

Nah, there's something to be said for the "Pull out" method Mr. Fax.

nice

Well...When a man and a woman want to giggity, you know what? If you don't know I ain't sayin.

Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Gonzo. There is no greater joy in life.

Thank you RJ.
We are very excited.

Don't get me wrong, Mr. Gonzo. I'm sincerely and authentically happy for you.

But, 14 years? It's none of my business, but that's a long time to wait.

FAX

Congrats, but I'm still trying to figure out the way to not accidentally impregnate someone twice in a 14 year time span.

Congratulations, assuming of course that Travis Henry hasn't played a game in your town this fall.

Well Fax, Mrs. Gonzo and I have worked our way up from near poverty to an extremely comfortable lifestyle. We met on a blind date when we were both in our mid-teens. She is 29 and I'm 31 now and we felt as though it was finally time. She and I were wise beyond our years.

Thank you for your good wishes!!!

Wait a minute...PISS!!!!!

ROFL