You too can work for Carl!
 

Get Closer to the Action – Become a Chiefs Red Coater!
Jan 10, 2008, 11:30:07 AM

The Chiefs Red Coaters are searching for enthusiastic, passionate Chiefs fans to join their prestigious group. Red Coaters are a special group of dedicated fans who support the Chiefs football team and the National Football League. They are ambassadors to the community and a vital part of the Chiefs organization.

As part of their commitment to the Chiefs, Red Coaters assist season ticket account holders, help with various Chiefs related charity functions and facilitate sales. In addition they bond as a group by attending social functions including away game trips together. For more information about the Red Coaters please click here.

We will be interviewing qualified candidates on January 22 beginning at 7:00 pm. If you would like to be considered to be a Red Coater we invite you to fill out an application and submit it via email to [email protected] or fax to 816-920-4507. If you have any questions about the program, please feel free to call Jayne Martin at 816-920-4502.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2008/01...fs_red_coater/

I'm guessing there are no Red Coaters on the planet.

Hmmmm......,what does it pay, and do they mind if I wear a rather stylish red paper bag with my red jacket?

Get that thought out of your mind
the red coats fit to tight for that
let alone the metal dectors outside Carl's office

Why not just apply for a job at Wargarbage Illustrated?

Both positions have about equal time with Dictator Carl's genitals

It's kind of fitting that we're recruiting Redcoats while the Patriots just keep on winning.

As I recall you have to pay them.

NFW. the ones I met at the Ambassador's tent a few years ago were enough to turn me off.

what a bunch of self important jerks

Well since Dictator Carl is their god what do you expect

And arn't they all like 60 or older?

THere's at least one. SandyKC is a redcoater, and helped me get decent game tickets on more than one occassion.

Get me in boys I'll get Carl for you ...

The RC's do quite a lot of Chairity work. Nothing wrong with that at all

Dude, come on.