So, Im on this flight tonight...
 

And unfortunately, I have to fly United Airlines, which isn't normally a bad deal, but they lost my luggage last time, so I had a voucher.

Anyway, I got my seat, which was in economy, and since I am a bit larger... its not so comfortable. So, when the Sky Waitress had passed me, I took the opportunity to upgrade my seat, and moseyed on up to Economy Plus. The seats are a bit bigger and you have more space in between the rows.

Then, this bald headed dweeb has the AUDACITY to tell the stewardess that I moved up into this seat "illegally". What a pussy.

So, after the stewardess tells baldie, that its no big deal... I inform him that I will be waiting for him at the baggage area. I can't believe that some goody two shoes would tattle. What is this 3rd grade?

Anyway, I'm sure he pissed and shat all over himself scared.

Once we landed, he grabbed his carry-ons and scurried out of the plane looking downward the whole time. Then, I saw him cowered far away in the corner and I think he may have tried to take my picture, to have evidence of the man who kicked his ass.

Then, the funniest thing... he had his camera phone out, ran past me as fast as he could, and snapped a picture ... then, grabbed his luggage and then ran up the escalator.

I then walked over to the escalator and yelled at the pussy and flipped the turd the bird. I would have ran after him, but my luggage wasn't on the baggage claim yet.

Seriously, can you believe that? I tell you, its the pussification of America.

:clap:

The other side
 

I guess there is always 2 sides to every story!!! LOL.

He was probably shaking in fear so bad that his picture of you came out blurry.

LMAO

Traveling whores...

ROFL

You deserved to be ratted out. Moseying is only allowed if you're over Texas.

That guy is an idiot, he should have been happy as hell that he didn't have to sit next to a really big dude - there is nothing worse than that on a flight

I actually read this thread first, before reading Rain Man's. I thought he was making fun of your thread until I noticed the time of posts. :clap:ROFL

Very good.

That is exactly what I thought. :D

You really wanted to fight the guy over this? Sounds like their could have been a couple of 3rd graders on the flight.

:rolleyes:

This thread disappoints........

see? Now, I'm disappointed too. I always write threads and posts with your entertainment level as my main concern.

In fact, I'm now going to wait for you outside by the baggage claim.