Wow I am Shit Bombed.
 

Just FYI.

Took an Adderall and a couple bong rips at the friends house too so now I'm gonna be up til sunrise. WHOS DRINKING TIL THEN BESIDES ME?!?!?!

It's also college night at Club Vogue (strip joint). BYOB, going with the CoMo Hooters bitches.

Time to party like a rockstar tonite fellas.

I also watched Karate Kid on amc earlier. Daniel LaRusso is a ****ing pussy. And I still to this day can't understand how a 4 ft tall 90 yr old asian man that fights at the speed of sloths ****ing, can kick so much ass.

There has to be a secret. I will find that by tomorrow morning.

GODSPEED!!!!!

I'm pretty sober. I'm looking forward to my gluten-free enchiladas, though.

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Sounds like more fun than I'm having: working on a 20-25 page seminar paper in Canon Law. I'll take a drunken night and strip clubs over this any day.

this thread is useless without pics though....right? :hmmm:

p.s. antifreeze LMAO

In two hours you'll be eating peanut butter and potato chip sandwiches while watching "The Bad Girls Club" on WE.

I'm bombing shit. Ask Brando. My butt smells like I drank 1554 last night....

Oh.

how can you sniff your own butt? :hmmm: do we even wanna know? :huh: .. j/k :p

I'd say you don't want to know. There's a brown fog following me around this evening.

Shit bombed huh? I might be doing some carpet bombing later.

:hail: thanks for the heads up ;)

LMAO OMG!!! Pwnd

TWC Customers
 

I am getting mlb games and nhl games that I didn't order anyone else getting some? I better call them on monday before they bill me, but I am getting all the hockey games on center ice and mlb games

Twenty bucks says this guy ends up jerking off on his own stomach while crying profusely tonight.

Why call? There's no need to mention anything unless they bill you, then you simply call and tell them you didn't order the programming and won't pay for it. A lot of times it's also a way to get you hooked on programming so you'll buy it at the end of the 1 month trial period (think MLB).