Telethons for Other Conditions...
 

"Friends, this is former President Bill Clinton, and I need your help in solving a problem that effects millions of housewives not only here in the United States, but in most industrialized nations in the world. This disorder is creating stress in families, and is adversely effecting marriages. In some cases, it may very well be leading to infidelity and domestic abuse. Friends, I'm talking about PMGRD... Post-Marital Gag Reflex Disorder. Only through your support of this vital ersearch can we come together and find a cure for this condition. I, along with my co-spokesman, former New York Governor Elliott Spitzer, need your help..."

I'd be willing to donate my wife for research.

So...you want your wife to practice getting rid of PMGRD with researchers?

My wife is allergic to penis. She told me so.

Just let me know when they have a cure. When Bill declares that Hillary is cured, I figure my wife can be a part of the field study... with me as a volunteer.

How about Female Bi-polar disorder

"This is James Woods, hoping you'll support our search for a cure... a cure for CBS... Crazy Bitch Syndrome..."

think that's also called a vagina