WTF: Can I smell yo dick??!!
 

I actually know a guy who's wife made him let her smell his dick when he got home at 3 am.

Never knew it was a widespread tactic.


Rap video here (NSFW)

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...zzv5VkLp20e2dz

"Hey, while you're down there..."

It's only a matter of time
before there is an over the counter DNA test swob
check that cooter before dipping

Great minds.... :D

This has already been solved. They taylored a product after a Woman's feminine hygene deordorant but it's for men. It's called "Baseball". It's supposed to take care of "Foul Balls".

hope they like the smell of peanut butter

ok so the unasked question is ...um....how did you come across this? what exactly was the google search term?

so if it smells like fish, your in deep sh1t.

Do you really want to know the answer to that?

:)

I've heard this song on KC morning radio more than once, though I'm not sure how Tiny came up with it. Maybe it is something Sony wants to use in their next ad featuring some new functionality for Grand Theft Auto.

Okay. That made me literally laugh out loud.

Maybe she'll put jelly in her cooter. Nothing goes together like PB&J.

that could be one sticky situation

morphius
booooo (that was terrible!)

And if it smells like shit, you shouldn't have come home.

if it smells like shit you are probably gay. And if you have track lighting

I have an ex that must not have had a good sense of smell. :dom:

Either that or the first ex took really good care of herself.

Aaaahhh, those were the days.:D