Are you a Virgin who supports Net Neutrality?
 

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2. Description of Services
The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.
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Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

• applicants must be 18yrs old or above
• condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
• Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
• multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
• if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
• applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
• applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
• Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

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Uh what?

well I think we all know who might think about doing this.

I don't understand what's going on. I totally blanked one after reading net neutrality in front of some nice boobies.

but wtf is net neutrality?

I dunno, but I think i support it. GOOooOOO net neutrality!

This is your first step.

applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)

Start supporting Neutrality buddy.

as soon as the cell phone became affordable virginity vanished
when they say they will give their friends a buzz they mean it
is that hyman on your razor

what????

Net Neutrality is the future. I believe our children will see net neutrality as THE key issue of the future. It's important to keep the internet neutral forever. **** real governments. Everything should be decided by image macro-offs.

This is what prompted your first post in 28 months? Well, welcome lurker.

I have a dream that one day the internet will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "LOL OMG WTF NOOB?"

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Silicon Valley the sons of former IT specialists and the sons of former internet trolls will be able to sit down together at the forum of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state which has very little internet access, sweltering with the heat of dial-up, will be transformed into an oasis of bandwidth and pr0n.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the speed of their connection but by the content of their posts.

I have a dream today. That dream is net neutrality.