I hereby officially nickname DJ "Truck."
 

We have a Tank in the D-line, a Carr in the secondary. A linebacker should be called a vehicle in between. Who better than DJ?

Shew.... glad somebody got that handled.

Way to stay on the ball, Frankie.


:D

you are welcome. I take that as a yea.

I'm thinking more of an SUV...or a hybrid...or...wait, this is a stupid thread. Forget it...


:D

"not meeting expectations" has stuck pretty well

The amount of space our linebackers will have to work in now that we have a man-eating DT is going to be great.

What's this? A legitimate Football comment in this thread?.... Get with the program, man!

DJ's new nickname
 

Warhammer: a Bradley-type fighting vehicle. Warhammer Bradley
Modified M2A2 ODSs with the TOW missile system replaced with a 2 tube Javelin Missile System, and ISU (Integrated Sight Unit) modifications for increased anti-tank lethality, without the need to continually track the target.

M6 would be a candidate, but the M6 Linebacker is being discontinued.

M6 Linebacker: An air defense variant, these vehicles are modified M2A2 ODSs with the TOW missile system replaced with a four-tube Stinger missile system. Despite the fact that the vehicle is superior to the Bradley SFV (the crew does not have to dismount and can fire on the move) and the M1097 Humvee Avenger (since it is tracked and armored) these are due to be retired from U.S. service.

Refs from Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Bradley

Frankie - you're 50, not 15. Jeesh.

Wait, though. We have Flowers in the secondary and a Glen on the line, so shouldn't Nap Harris' nickname be something like Pasture or Verdant?

Truck just doesn't fit.

Using your criteria, which I question in the first place, Jeep would be a much better fit as it was a military vehicle much like the Tank and it is alliteratively appropriate given his last name.

That said, I think Jeep is a stupid name as well, just not as bad Truck.

VW Harris

Yes.

As long as it's not, "The Human Joystick."

That was teh ghey.

Call me Peter Pan.