Who's better?
 

To this point, who has performed better- Tank or Turk?

Turk provided a smidgen of pass rush last year.

Turk has seen the field a bit more, I think, but I figure that's a function of how he fits in with the other talent at this point. I need to see another season before I can make a call.

Of course, I'm on record as being a big proponent of Tank, so I think he'll have a breakout year this year.

For guys like me who can't tell them apart, this is a very difficult question.

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Since neither has made any form of an impact to date, I'm considering them equal.

Neither has distinguished himself, IMO. In fact, I can't recall noticinig either of them last year. Well, I would see their jersey numbers on the field but I can't recall either making any notable plays. Just curious what others saw and why so many think that not one but both of these guys will improve dramatically this year.

Well Tank has written a rap song. So I would say Tank.

http://media.libsyn.com/media/packpride/Tank.wma

dunno if it still works.. I downloaded it a few months back... great hook.

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_to...x?topic=439863

Hope is a beautiful thing.

I also think that defensive linemen often take a year or so to figure stuff out. Look at Mario Williams last year, for example, or Neil Smith in our own history. Of course, those guys were on the field the whole time.

Thats like asking which tastes better: rat turds or dog turds??

I'd call it a push, i do remember Tank slicing into the backfield to nail a runner once...but thats about it, the rest of the time he was getting pushed back to the concession stand.

From which position? DT or DE? And where the heck is he going to play this year?

Well, don't keep us in suspense- tell us the answer!

DT

No idea where he's playing this year. Should be interesting. Probably the backup for Dorsey.

I know you are bored, GOATSE, put together some gifs for us.

We'll be nice to you:
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/ca..._300x448,2.jpg

Here's one I made earlier this season. I'm quite busy right now, though.

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