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2112 05-30-2008 02:24 PM
Deadly snake bites penis
 
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By STAFF REPORTER

Published: 29 May 2008
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A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.

The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.

Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.

Shock

But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.

An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.

"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.

"I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."
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Silock 05-30-2008 02:25 PM
Wow, he REALLY almost lost his manhood.

Man, that would bite. Good thing he came out ahead.

Braincase 05-30-2008 02:29 PM
Snake pulled off before any of his snake bulletin board buddies saw him. "Dude, YOU'RE GAY!"

StcChief 05-30-2008 02:32 PM
Trouser snake no match for real snake.

KCChiefsMan 05-30-2008 02:43 PM
thats definately in my top 10 of the worst possible thing that could happen to you

QuikSsurfer 05-30-2008 02:47 PM
"Will someone PLEASE suck the poison out??!!"

seclark 05-30-2008 02:53 PM
"But it didn’t envenomate him"

guy must have been using the right kind of powder.
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gblowfish 05-30-2008 02:53 PM
Where's Richard Simmons when you really need him?

The Rick 05-30-2008 03:08 PM
Didn't this same sort of thing happen in "Snakes on a Plane"?

The snake community really needs to stop letting their young watch those violent movies. They're starting to act out what they see on film.

mikey23545 05-30-2008 03:10 PM
I guess two eyes beat one eye every time.

crazycoffey 05-30-2008 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 4775607)
"But it didn’t envenomate him"

guy must have been using the right kind of powder.
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ROFL
That, or he's hung like a bull hamster and the fangs went around it.....

Hammock Parties 05-30-2008 03:21 PM
PENIS? WHERE!

KCChiefsMan 05-30-2008 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4775655)
PENIS? WHERE!
ya this thread must be worthless without pics for ya

chiefs1111 05-30-2008 03:35 PM
ouch!

Donger 05-30-2008 03:35 PM
Crikey!


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