What's the most non-pr0nographic material you've used to..uh...spank it?
 

Before the days of teh interweb, pr0n was a LITTLE BIT tougher to come by. Especially if you were a minor and/or had no money. People had to improvise. I once caught my little brother sneaking up to the treehouse with the underwear page of the JC Penney circular.

I guess my best non-pr0n pr0n was this "local real estate listings channel" on cable. It just showed bad videotaped pans across the rooms in houses for sale. THere was this one pair of agents who were (sorta) hot women. They would put themselves in the video doing the Vanna White gesture in the rooms like the showcase girls in the Price is Right. A couple of times I :whackit: to those ladies listings. Something about ladies in dresses with big hair sprawled out on a stranger's sectional sofa.

Come to think of it, I did also :whackit: to the Showcase chicks on TPIR. Especially when they were on the speedboat.

DT sacking Elway

I really thought the first response would be a mom joke

A calendar of clothed women.

A JPEG of a clothed woman in a completely non-sexual pose. In fact, it was a headshot.

TV? Newspaper ads? Sure, maybe if you were rich. We had to draw our own pictures of nekkid women and jerk it to that.

A picture of Al Davis.

Vulture should be along anytime now to tell us he's never spanked it because he's had bitches lined up since he was 8

A PS3 TV ad.

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I think Hamas is spanking it to a sweet shoe picture I unwittingly provided him.

the true magnet as a kid was his bicycle and before that his tricycle

chicks dig wheels

victorias secret catalog

Those ARE pr0n. Try again.

The Golden Girls.

Yeah, but cutting out the mouth and taping the pic over a hole in a cantaloupe doesn't count.