Speech help
 

I have to give a 4-5 minute speech about a valuable life experience on monday. Aside from banging chicks I've had zero life changing experiences. I need a good idea or maybe someone has a cool story they wanna share.

Interestingly enough....I've giving 2, tomorrow.

I saw a video clip in another thread this week that is very relevant. Its about the "one up guy" and the comedian does a bit about an astronaut that has walked on the moooon.
It was hilarious. Props to whomever posted that.

My meager attempt, is being followed up by an astronaut, that spent a year on the space station.

I have no chance at success.


Here it is.
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I was on death row for seven years until new DNA techniques showed that I didn't kill that woman. It taught me to never lose faith, and that even the most advanced DNA techniques can be wrong.

So this one time I was in bed with three sisters when one sister passed out. Immediately after the other two had thoroughly enjoyed themselves - twice and I had finished we rushed her to the hospital just in time to ward off a brain aneurysm.

The end. That was 25 minutes but maybe you could shorten it for your own purposes.

Noun + verb + 9/11 works for some people :D

that'll do

You could share about the two years you spent here at the Planet and how the time spent here has impacted and/or changed your life.


Or, you could cut to the chase and give a speech about the affects of anti-freeze on just about any living thing that needs "taken care of".

Or possibly about the time you were interveiwed by a news reporter...

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Do a speech about gochief's struggle to pop his cherry.

No one would believe a guy could be that pathetic.

What's it for? What's your audience?

do a speech about plans to go "transgendered" I hear it's all the rage these days ask UP.

Do a speech about how giving the speech has changed your life. The metaspeech angle is sure to get your teacher's rocks off.

Talk about how it is to be a USC fan and a Chiefs fan. Talk about the differences and how USC winning national championships was a life changing thing.

Well, we have to end apartheid, for one,
slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger.
We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless...
and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights,
while also promoting equal rights for women.
We have to encourage a return...
to traditional moral values.
Most importantly,
we have to promote general social concern...
and less materialism in young people.