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Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 01:44 PM

Six friggin Rattlers this week
 
1 with a weed eater
1 with a shovel
1 with a mower
2 with my Kimber
1 with a 12 gauge

Damn , I love the fall , but those pesky little critters sure move around this time of year. you constantly have to watch where you're walking. And the damn tarantulas are every where too. I hate those worse.

JuicesFlowing 09-25-2008 01:47 PM

Holy crap. I'll give you rep for continuing to stay alive. PS I hate spiders more than snakes.

tooge 09-25-2008 01:49 PM

where the hell are you? I am out in the sticks of the KC area and haven't seen a one.

Hammock Parties 09-25-2008 01:49 PM

Between jerking off hogs and battling rattlers you are challenging Bwana's throne as planet badass.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 5052764)
where the hell are you? I am out in the sticks of the KC area and haven't seen a one.

Texas my friend. Wouldn't live any place else. No state taxes and I've always got the Cowboys to fall back on.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5052766)
Between jerking off hogs and battling rattlers you are challenging Bwana's throne as planet badass.


I've got forearms like popeye.

Simply Red 09-25-2008 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052773)
Texas my friend. Wouldn't live any place else. No state taxes and I've always got the Cowboys to fall back on.

Wait, I thought they liked the heat. :(

seclark 09-25-2008 01:53 PM

i bet that weed eater really makes em dance. are you related to pennywise?
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Redrum_69 09-25-2008 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052775)
I've got forearms like popeye.



so does claythan
and hes used to handling black mambas

chasedude 09-25-2008 01:55 PM

I've never eaten rattlesnake. I always wondered if it tastes like chicken too?

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-25-2008 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5052777)
Wait, I thought they liked the heat. :(

Correct. They move around this time of year looking for warm spots. A lot of times you'll see them on the roads trying to stay warm. I killed one last year curled up in a sunny spot in the middle of my horse pasture on a 50 degree day.

MichaelH 09-25-2008 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 5052793)
I've never eaten rattlesnake. I always wondered if it tastes like chicken too?


I have had it and if you didn't know what it was, it does taste like chicken. Not exactly like chicken but close enough.

KCKID58 09-25-2008 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5052773)
Texas my friend. Wouldn't live any place else. No state taxes and I've always got the Cowboys to fall back on.

Yea right. He's probably standing in a PetSmart . Where else would you see rattlers and spiders???

btlook1 09-25-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5052766)
Between jerking off hogs and battling rattlers you are challenging Bwana's throne as planet badass.

All you need now is a leaf pile, engine block and some fire works and you have got him beat!

WilliamTheIrish 09-25-2008 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 5052793)
I've never eaten rattlesnake. I always wondered if it tastes like chicken too?

I can't get past the friggin things eat all manner of vermin. No way would I willingly eat snake.


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