Help me figure out a topical halloween costume.
 

I was thinking about being a stockholder.

Basically I'd be wearing a suit (cheap-ass suit, but still), and carry a window around with me all night. Anytime somebody asks me what I am, I stick a leg through the window and threaten to jump.

Any other topical ideas?

No offense, but that is a horrible idea. Just color your hair grey, wear a robe, and bring 2 scantily clothed bitches with you. You can't go wrong with the Hef.

Wear a leotard and go as a 12 year-old Chinese gymnast.

Go as your avatar

LMAO Golden.

When I was a teenager I stopped dressing up at 14, but kept trick or treating until I was 16. Those last 2 years people would ask me where my costume was and I'd tell them I was a fat kid. Most of the time it got me extra candy. Sometimes it got me a stern look and some carrots. Those ****ers paid though. Believe that.

Dress up as an Irish black guy and go as Barack O'Bama.

That or the lead singer from Thin Lizzie

Dress up as a virgin and go as Clayton

Grab a mop, take the handle off and use the mop as your wig. Call yourself Joe Biden.

put a brown trash bag on you and superglue peanuts and corn to it. You are then a piece of crap

At first read I saw "tropical" Halloween costume. Book em' Dano!