So what will you do to celebrate?
 

When Herm Edwards is finally fired? When Carl is gone?

I have a bottle left, of 1997 Freemark Abbey Cabernet Sauvignon, that I have been saving for a very special occaision. I decided today, the firing of Herm ****ing Edwards, is just that event.

Of course, shouting at the top of my lungs with joy, is a given.

How about you?

I'm coming over to your place.

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Depends how Herm and Carl leave town.

I'll probably rub one off while watching this year's game against Oakland in week 2.

What possible difference would that make, Mr. GoChiefs?

If they leave by car, we celebrate by drinking tons of expensive alcohol? If they leave by plane, we celebrate by purchasing a blackmarket shoulder fired rocket launcher and shoot them down?

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1961 CHEVAL BLANC out of a plastic cup

Not literally, how they end their tenures with the Chiefs.

They can just as easily **** us on the way out of town.

Streak the field on the first game at Arrowhead w/o them.

But they will still be Gone! We all already ****ed. They will not be able to **** us any more!

Get drunk and pump the neighbor's daughter ... I live next door to Carl ...

I really, really hope neither of them hold a final press conference. I don't think there's much of a chance of Herm having one, but Carl...he probably thinks he deserves one.

I mean hell, they gave one to Vermeil and he had the gall to say he didn't fail.

I predict the leave by rail. As in run out of town on.

I might actually get drunk for the first time in 20 years.

EDIT - I just realized how ironic this post is. ROFL

I think that maybe the most appropriate way to celebrate such an event would be to smack yourself in the face with a cast iron skillet about 23 times and set your own house on fire.

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