I hope Tony G is traded for less than a third (carl comment)
 

so we can light carl on fire in the parking lot before the Tennessee game. . . oh wait, no one would be there.

Let's be honest. If Tony G is traded for peanuts, the fans won't deal with it. I know I won't. Maybe we can thank Tony for possibly being the straw that broke the camels back

Hunt doesn't need yet another reason to fire him, so no, I'd rather not see Carl get bent over in trading Gonzo.

That is honestly Tony's greatest service to the team right now. If dumping him makes us suck even worse - and we will, because Bowe will start to be doubled and every third down will be a nightmare - then that might actually force Clark's hand.

Tony has to be our ransom sacrifice. Tony Gonzalez is JESUS CHRIST.

This, of course, is an original thought that hasn't already been posted in the Gonzales trade talks thread, so it clearly needed it's own thread.

LMAO. Thats certainly one way of putting it.

I'm trying to come up with an original thought ... hold on a second ... or two ...

Ok ... There once was an opossum named George. He fell in love with a girl opossum named Brita (she was Swedish). One day, Brita got hit by a Hummer and was smashed flatter than a fritter and her remains were eaten by feral dogs. George was pretty sad that day.

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that sums up the situation nicely