Need something else to do instead of watching the Chiefs
 

This guy had the right idea, but did it at the wrong time.

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shar...acuum_Sex.html

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

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The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
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The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

The vacuum cleaner was asking for it, did you see how it was dressed?

I was watching the Rams/Cowboys game instead but they just took the game off because it was a blowout. Almost every week they force us to watch South America's team and now that I am enjoying them being humiliated by the Rams the switch the game to the Giants/Niners.

http://magic.pen.fizzlebot.com/magic-pen.swf

helped me kill the morning

I always get enjoyment watching the Chargers lose here in Bandwagon City.