Put your Christmas and 2009 wishes for each other here.
 

I'll start.

If you get arrested in a third-world country in 2009 and they tie you up to start shocking your genitals, please accept my wish that the car battery will be dead.

You've been watching "Locked Up Abroad" haven't you?

If you shell out thousands of dollars for Chiefs' season tickets in '09, may you see at least six home wins (non-preseason). A guy can dream, can't he?

If your favorite bar burns down, may it happen during the month that you decided to run a tab.

May you not be holding a full glass of antifreeze when the Chiefs blow a last-second lead in 2009.

May the axe given to Herm Edwards be a sharp one.

Will 2009 be the year that is remembered for Clayton getting laid?

I love that program, although nearly every single episode is exactly the same.

they show a lot of re-runs....

May your butt hole not get swampy and itchy while eating Christmas dinner at the in-laws....

ROFL

May your in law's buttholes get swampy and itchy while eating Christmas dinner at your place.