The Ultimate Fart Silencer
 

What will they think of next? LMAO

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hell to the no

that doesn't seem so practical. I mean, wtf are you going to do? You feel one coming on, so you drop your pants and shove that thing up your ass? yeah...that'll be far less embarrassing than just letting one rip...lol.

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well the gays would probably like it

There's a Billion people in China. This guy might sell a few of them.At least as a gag item.

Okay so you have this thing in.....the fart turns into the real deal, then what? You reach for the instructions, let's hope the manufacturer has addressed accidents.

Some funny comments.

and it appears they come in several different pastel colors for the fashion conscious.
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Don't buy these. They're not re-usable.

I just farted. It wasn't that loud. I think I'll pass.

I wonder if this would quiet the shit that comes out of Herms mouth?

sure they are...after you're done w/them, the kids can use them to keep their crayons in.
your generation just uses something and then throws it away.
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