Pizza Hut "Natural Pizza" ???
 

I cannot help but notice how they mention their new "Natural Pizza" has "natural pepperoni".

Does this commercial just not scare the shit out of you about their "un-natural pizza"? I stopped eating at Pizza Hut years ago. I knew something was not right with their pizza and now we all know. :D

It really has to worry one when you hear people touting things like "natural tomato and other ingredients".

Yeah, I have a bacon tree and a pepperoni plant....ALL natural for me baby.

I see you're trying to think again. I warned you not to do that.

God those commercials are ****ing stupid.

Skip, I was talking to the people who eat the pepperoni, not uh-hum, play with it. :)

Papa John's already came out with the whole grain crust.

no thanks... i prefer synthetic meats

Don't worry, it comes with natural gastrointestinal problems.

If he ever creates a thread that isn't idiotic/redundant, I'll soil myself.

I prefer Minsky's personally. It may or may not be natural, but at least if ****ing tastes good. And I can get wheat crust should I want to be health conscious as I devour handfuls of cholesterol. :)

I thought I told you to quit stalking me you half-a-pillowbiter. :eek:

That commercial really put me off. They admitted they give you crap for pizza in it. I immediately thought, isn't that was a damn pizza is supposed to be made of?

Beware anything labeled as "natural," as it's a meaningless marketing gimmick. It's gotten to the point that organic is almost as meaningless.

Natural simply means that there's nothing in it that the FDA would consider synthetic, right? Doesn't mean there's not something in there that's just not on the FDA's list.

Minsky's :drool: