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Oh My God.... Absinthe..... I'm lucky to be alive (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199601)

Oh My God.... Absinthe..... I'm lucky to be alive

I've been sitting on a bottle of ABSINTHE for a year and finally broke the seal New Years eve. This was the real stuff, straight from the cheq republic. Started a huge bon fire about 100 yards behind the house drank a couple of beers and then started to swig the Absinthe. Got to feeling good after a bit and then the next thing I know I'm trying desperately to crawl back to my truck. Jeesus Christ, I didn't even get a chance to enjoy the evening. I made it back to the house and fell through the front door and landed between the sofa and coffey table. Next thing I know its morning and as I awoke I remember thinking, DUH what happened. I stumbled to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. The side of my head was plastered with mud,there were sticks in my hair and my right cheek was all bloody.

I'll NEVER EVER drink that shit again. Hell, I'm still dizzy two days later!

Do your hogs have a smile on their faces?

I think the ferment that stuff in wormwood which makes it a hallucinogen don't they?

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5349020)

I drank that suff one time in Germany. There was a blackout and a how did I get here moment in the morning for me also.

ROFL

darwin award in your future, methinks.

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Originally Posted by The Great Gonzo (Post 5349032)

I think the ferment that stuff in wormwood which makes it a hallucinogen don't they?

Yep! But I didn't hallucinate. I went total blackout!

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5349020)

drank a couple of beers and then started to swig the Absinthe.

You dumbshit. That's not how you drink absinthe.

http://www.wikihow.com/Drink-Absinthe

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5349020)

I used to drink that stuff in Prague all the time, but NOT SWIGS! ROFL

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Originally Posted by The Great Gonzo (Post 5349032)

I think the ferment that stuff in wormwood which makes it a hallucinogen don't they?

I wouldn't say a hallucinogen, more like Valium.

I read that stuff was blown out proportion, kinda like eating the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle. Never drank it so can't really say either way.

Is your cornhole sore? You may have been roofied.

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5349046)

I read that stuff was kinda blow out proportion, kinda like eating the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle.

REAL absinthe certainly isn't. There's a lot of watered-down, mass-produced absinthe that they sell everywhere.

I read this book all about it. The real shit is sold in very limited quantities.

It's good to know there are Absinthe swiggers behind the wheel out there.

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5349037)

Yep! But I didn't hallucinate. I went total blackout!

How did it taste?

i'll always remember this night.
sin,