Carl Speaks
 

Don't go away mad Carl, just go away.

Heh, I just realized Carl resigned officially on my birthday. Great present!

I don't want to listen to him, anybody wanna write a summary?

HA HA HA HA HA HA. Bob still hasn't had his tongue surgically removed from Carl's ass yet. Maybe Carl can take him out of town too

Carl said Herm did a fine job.

ROFL

"I feel for the guy so much because I don't know that one coach has had to deal with so many quarterback injuries."

Soft interview.
- He's not retiring. Will move onto something else.
- Proud of what he's done.
- Thinks Herm did a fine job, though they would have done some things differently in hindsight.
- Says if the organization is better now then what it was the day he came -- if he "restored the pride" -- then he thinks he was successful.

Carl is a cross-dressing fascist and I hope he stays the **** out.

Carl sounds like he's been smoking a lot of cigarettes.

Thats surprising to me because normally Gretz asks the tough questions and gives inciteful, objective commentary.

Ugh. I dislike the man so much, I couldn't even finish the interview.

Just don't care anymore.

Carl please just disappear.

Perceptive.

Who?

I listened to the whole thing and . . . that's five minutes of my life I'll never get back.

He's gonna need a blow torch.

The decider will no longer be deciding for us. Yippie.