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Micjones 01-06-2009 02:04 PM

NOT Funny!!!
 
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chiefs

Q. What do the Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Chiefs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


A list of Chiefs jokes I just received from a co-worker.
I always knew there was something I didn't like about this girl.

Johnny Vegas 01-06-2009 02:05 PM

that right there is funny

Delano 01-06-2009 02:06 PM

Suspcious powder on the goal line...

Saulbadguy 01-06-2009 02:07 PM

What's funnier is I bet she was a huge Chiefs fan in 95/97/2003 etc...

Demonpenz 01-06-2009 02:08 PM

Katie horner says it's safe at arrowhead during tornado weather. No chance of a touchdown :clap:

Micjones 01-06-2009 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 5362622)
What's funnier is I bet she was a huge Chiefs fan in 95/97/2003 etc...

I doubt it seriously.
If it's not a pair of heels or a $500 purse she doesn't care much about it.

Micjones 01-06-2009 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5362627)
Katie horner says it's safe at arrowhead during tornado weather. No chance of a touchdown :clap:

Wocka wocka...

Dartgod 01-06-2009 02:10 PM

Why do people insist on posting these? It's bad enough that they're not even funny.

What's worse is they weren't funny in 1990 when I first heard them!

Saulbadguy 01-06-2009 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Micjones (Post 5362628)
I doubt it seriously.
If it's not a pair of heels or a $500 purse she doesn't care much about it.

Is she hot? If so, pics?

Gonzo 01-06-2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micjones (Post 5362630)
Wocka wocka...

ROFL

Micjones 01-06-2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 5362653)
Is she hot? If so, pics?

Don't have any pics, unfortunately.
She's definitely an attractive girl though.
She's got a rack out of this world.

blaise 01-06-2009 02:17 PM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Foreign.
Foreign who?
Foreign twelve and two and fourteen the last two years.

Saulbadguy 01-06-2009 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micjones (Post 5362656)
Don't have any pics, unfortunately.
She's definitely an attractive girl though.
She's got a rack out of this world.

Camera phone? Come on, deliver.

EyePod 01-06-2009 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micjones (Post 5362607)
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chiefs

I'd have to say that it's a 53 man roster...

sedated 01-06-2009 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 5362672)
Camera phone? Come on, deliver.

motion seconded


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