Bob Gretz vs. Jack Harry
 

On the Shanahan rumors:

http://www.bobgretz.com/chiefs-footb...html#more-6631

I thought it was funny. Getting called out by Bob Gretz....

sweet, a chick fight

My favorite part of the article is the:

I didn't realize that Bob is such an avid music enthusiast. Maybe the most important ideal for journalists is OVERALL accuracy, with your news and your grammar/spelling.

http://library.thinkquest.org/C00146...iews/viola.jpg

It's like a PPV between Donnie and Marie.

Does Jack Harry have as big man boobs as Gretz?

the only thing Gretz knows is how to gobble cock

I didn't know cock gobbling had that many calories. You'd think that he'd have to know how to eat a lot too... maybe he's just into being the target of bukkake.

What bugs me the most about Gretz is he doesn't have the authority or the leadership to sway the HOF voters to get DT into Canton. John McClain, Edwin Pope or Jerry McGee would have gotten him in on his first or second try.

Gretz weight can be attributed to aerosol whipping cream
while thinking of Carl he deep throats the can
and trips the noozle with his tonsils

It would be pretty damn funny if Mortensen's multiple "sources" were Jack Harry and Nick Athan.

I assure you they are not.

Gretz's slurp buddies are all gone. No longer does he have to defend Carl's record of the 1990s.

No longer does he have to defend Herm's shit coaching.

Chris Mortensen said he did not get his information from the NBC affiliate, so Gretz is essentially calling out Mortensen, a guy who has accomplished more in the last year, than Gretz has in his entire life.

We got rid of Carl and Herm, can Gretz go the **** away too? He was fired from his gig at KCFX as the sideline guy. He's a fat, spineless blowhard who needs to choke on the next chicken wing bone he tries to devour in 5 seconds.

You know, a lot of people bash the shit out of Gretz, but I think he does a pretty decent job, at least as of late.

I know, I know, I'm an idiot, this makes sense blah blah blah.

Jack Harry vs. Bob Gretz
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I also know this...

If someone else presented for DT, and didn't get him in, Gretz would be all over them.

If I'm Jack Harry, that's the missle I'm firing at Gretz next.