Bill Simmons: Not a Chiefs fan...
 

From his chat today:

Poor Bill, maybe he should go write about The Hills and covertly take swipes at Rick Reilly to assuage his angst...

I had Tom Brady and still made it to my championship. F Bill Simmons.

Who the **** is Bill Simmons?

That's actually good news, that douche whined about the sox for years before they won the series. Maybe he can keep giving the Chiefs some national coverage because he just can't let it go.

Bill Simmons: I'm gonna be honest - I hate the Chiefs more than I've ever hated anyone. I am seriously thinking about going down to KC in August for an exhibition game with a vial of chicken blood and putting some sort of Haitian curse on their season.

I think that curse expires after 19 years and can't be used again.

Really entertaining sports columnist on ESPN ( i believe)

What a sad, unfortunate, little man. Everybody knows you don't use chicken blood for Haitian voodoo. That's for curing warts and treating mild insomnia. For a real good Haitian curse, toad sweat's the thing. But, he probably doesn't exercise enough to work up a halfway decent curse.

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I've always enjoyed Simmons' work...think you have to take his above answer with a touch of sarcasm.

F Bill Simmons twit.

Where the hell have you been!??!?

greeting Mr. Fax

I laughed.

Prodigal returns
Waves of joy shower my soul
Pouter forgiven.

Bill Simmons is ****ing interminable outside of his (admittedly pretty excellent) NBA writing.

Curing warts and dealing with mild insomnia, mainly, Mr. pestilenceaf23. It's more time-consuming than you might think. Do you have any idea how many ponds you have to visit to amass a half-pint of toad sweat? Plus, the little bastards hole up in the winter.

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