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MikeMaslowski 02-02-2009 06:00 PM

"I hope that bitch gets hit by a truck..."
 
I say that when I don't like someone. Don't really know why, just do. Well, there is this gossip ass female that lives in our neighborhood and about 3 weeks ago I said my coveted phrase to my wife about her. Well, she got hit by a van walking to the store yesterday and broke her arm and hit her head pretty good. WTF? I hope it was a coincidence, I almost feel like an asshole.

on that note...

I hope the Chiefs win the next 5 Super Bowls.

Have a beer on me...and dont get hit by a truck...
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Guess I should pose a question...

Does anyone here believe in psychics?

kstater 02-02-2009 06:01 PM

Hopefully Hamas' Jenkins saying doesn't catch on.

MagicHef 02-02-2009 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5452201)
I hope it was a coincidence

That depends on whether or not you were driving the van.

Scorp 02-02-2009 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5452201)
I say that when I don't like someone. Don't really know why, just do. Well, there is this gossip ass female that lives in our neighborhood and about 3 weeks ago I said my coveted phrase to my wife about her. Well, she got hit by a van walking to the store yesterday and broke her arm and hit her head pretty good. WTF? I hope it was a coincidence, I almost feel like an asshole.


You need to sharpen those powers.............It is a gift, a wonderful gift. Keep using it.:D

KCCHIEFS27 02-02-2009 06:17 PM

Hmm, do you happen to have NPD?

Dave Lane 02-02-2009 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5452201)

Does anyone here believe in psychics?



No but I do believe in Physics...

cap1200am 02-02-2009 08:18 PM

I got one
 
If you think that is freaky, I got one that is sports related.

Back when I was in college, my friends and I were watching the Redskins play in the commons room. Well, one of my friends said, "I hate Joe Theismann, I hope he breaks his leg." Of course, a couple of plays later, Joe got the hit that busted his leg and ended his career. :eek: My friend turned three shades of white and felt so bad that for three days he would ask "Did I do that?"

Just goes to show - be careful what you ask for, you might just get it.

Frankie 02-02-2009 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5452201)
I hope the Chiefs win the next 5 Super Bowls.

Hey, 5 of the next 6 is just fine with me.

blueballs 02-02-2009 11:05 PM

it's okay her favorite expression was
worthless as a limp dicked pool boy

ClevelandBronco 02-02-2009 11:11 PM

Get hit by a truck.

ClevelandBronco 02-02-2009 11:15 PM

I wish I could just ignore Scorp's avatar rather than having to ignore Scorp entirely.

Ultra Peanut 02-03-2009 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5452203)
Hopefully Hamas' Jenkins saying doesn't catch on.

No, it really should.

Ultra Peanut 02-03-2009 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 5453176)
I wish I could just ignore Scorp's avatar rather than having to ignore Scorp entirely.

You're missing absolutely nothing.

Scorp 02-03-2009 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5453363)
You're missing absolutely nothing.


Well **** you too asshole! :D

Gonzo 02-03-2009 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5452201)
I say that when I don't like someone. Don't really know why, just do. Well, there is this gossip ass female that lives in our neighborhood and about 3 weeks ago I said my coveted phrase to my wife about her. Well, she got hit by a van walking to the store yesterday and broke her arm and hit her head pretty good. WTF? I hope it was a coincidence, I almost feel like an asshole.

on that note...

I hope the Chiefs win the next 5 Super Bowls.

Have a beer on me...and dont get hit by a truck...
-----------------------------------------
Guess I should pose a question...

Does anyone here believe in psychics?


ROFL

Quick.....Say the following,

I hope Gonzo's sister in law gets hit by a truck, then violated by the 35 Immigrants inside the truck until every oraface is infected with parasites.

SAY IT DAMN YOU!


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