I've got those NFL off-season blues
 

I'm hungover as ****
I've got nasty nasty gas
My cat is looking at me as if I'm a stranger
And I can't go back to sleep


SHOOT ME!! :(

:bang:

OOOO... I'm good at these!

Your cat ate your cocaine and drank your everclear. You got pissed and ate your cat, which gave you gas, got you drunk and tweeked you out. You momentarily passed out and left the window open. A stray neighborhood cat that looks like your cat jumped in your window and is looking at you funny now.

So... now you are hungover, got gas from eating cat meat, are tweekin so you cant sleep and a stray ****ing cat is scratching up your sofa.


I win.

holy shit that made my head hurt worse :)

Thank god NASCAR is coming!

oh joy

Yeah I agree I hate this time of the year. The last football game is the pro bowl and the players seem more concerned with getting a tan than playing a game. I have a feeling though this offseason is gonna be interesting.

I knew that would make you feel better. :D

I did realize last night that while we're in Vegas(the first trip) and they're all NASCARing that MU will be playing K-State and KU so that should keep me out of trouble for a few hours...or not.