Another L.A. Slow Speed Celebrity Chase...
 

Past couple hours some fool in a White Bentley with IL plates, supposedly a celebrity who has assaulted a girlfriend, has been driving all over the city. My guess is that it's Chris Brown.

probably some rich yuppie

Here's to hoping they won't let 'em take 'em alive.

FAX

Dane probably got drunk and raped a dolly grip boy again.

LJ?

probably trying out for the Raiders for when we cut his ass

"Someone" that knows told me that Rhianna told Chris that she has herpes.

Chris went nuts, went off on her, then went mental today.

He's a mess.

And yes, the helicopters over my house were annoying.

Especially since we were trying to watch "24" on the Tivo.

Did you hear this at your neighborhood ice cream social?

Um, no.

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Or sing a few songs.

So who wast it?

Did you hear it at Big Wangs?

ROFL

No

currently watching this on

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/livenow?id=6650234

Man where is OJ for advice?

Why do these renegades always choose white vehicles?

Duh