Sony release New product ***NSFW***
 

VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

but funny as hell!! Don't care if repost :)

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Was that Scott Pioli in there?

Time vampire.. interesting term.

That was great. ROFL

I think the best part was the ads, they're just like Sony's strange artsy ads.


This one about the Apple Wheel is great too.

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That was ****ing AWESOME!!!

ROFL

Awesome! Check out the scroll on the bottom of the screen.

"UCLA scientists discover deadly strain of bacteria that feeds exclusively on antibacterial gel."

This is probably a really stupid question...but is the "Apple Wheel" for real?

Nah, it's the Onion, a parody site.

Here's another good one.

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I liked that one.

"Cuz the baby daddies ain't gonna stick around after the baby's born."