But I didn't eat any Sausage???
 

So I just took a nice poop.

Wiped my ass once, then on the second wipe I checked the paper to see how much more I needed to wipe and I get ready for a 3rd wipe, but then I thought that I may have spotted something on the paper that was out of the ordinary.

So I pull the paper back up and what other than a giant Fennel seed is on the paper mixed in w/ my shit. A whole seed.

I guess I'm not chewing well enough, but I don't remember eating anything w/ Fennel in it since I last ate some Spaghetti w/ Italian Sausage and that was over a week ago...

Anyways, thought it was good enough to post.

I eat toasted fennel seeds by themselves, pretty good.

no cartoon titties, but graffic explainations about wiping your ass and you're all good!

the world is a sad place sometimes....

Seriously?

Really??

I know that if I got caught looking at animated tits at work, I'd be in trouble.

Maybe you and MediaCenterJunkie need to hook up and he can provide you with the aged fennel seeds to toast!


:p

That's a shame, would you get in trouble if you got caught wiping your ass at your desk too? I thought Cali was a pretty liberal state.

and I put question marks at the end of my "really" - so no I'm not really serious. Just bucking with you......

chances on the place you were at installed used toilet paper, times are tough

.....and you felt the need to share that?

Useless without pics?

Seed must have come loose.

Nailed it.

Aren't you a mod ?

If so , please consider banning yourself for at least 48 hours !