Great News!
 

I am getting a brand new divorce!

I got one of those for my 30th birthday.

Still the best gift I've ever gotten.

That always sucks even when you want one. Really sucks when you don't.

Then this really sucks.

LMAO I'm sorry to laugh bud, but it's your own fault for the thread header and wording. Good luck.

Damn man,

Sorry dude.

This sucks.

Completely out of the blue?

Sorry dude. Keep your chin up.

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Wow, sorry to hear that. Sometimes these things are for the best, though. Best of luck.

Well, it was only inevitable. She was married to you, after all. That's gotta' be a burden.

Congrats?

you told her about nzoner's didn't you

Damn dude. Must be the season. Buddy of mine called me a couple weeks ago with the same news. It is shit ass
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Didn't you just go to Mexico?

I seem to recall you bragging about your wife in the last Planet Bash thread. What happened between now and then?