Have you ever...
 

Have you ever committed a crime and never reported it and what was it? It could be anything that breaks the law. Stealing as a kid and not knowing better. Outrunning the local cops on gravel roads...etc

I speed a lot and don't turn myself in.
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This should end well...

I stole some CCG cards from a comic shop when I was like 16. I got shitty pulls, though.

WTF would you report a crime you committed?

First of all ........lets say I did something illegal, why the fuck would i report it? The goal of doing something illegal sure as hell isn't to go to jail.

Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly, IIRC sodomy may still be illegal. Should I report that?

I can see it now " uh officer, I just snorted a shit load of cocaine back there at the red light and I have a kilo in the trunk, Just thought I'd let ya know" :D

I didn't know you were a farmer. LMAO

You shouldn't even mention that.:eek:

Oh wait I thought you said you plowed your own mom in the ass, my bad. :D

loved somebody so much it makes you cry?

This is reeruned, why would you report yourself? Yeah let's outrun the cops, and then call them and report myself. I remeber that time I stole a kids crayons in elementary school, and decided to walk myself down to the principals and turn myself in WTF would be the point in that. The point is to not get caught, not turn yourself in after you already got away with it.

:bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong:

I commit crimes on a daily basis, and have never once considered turning myself in.

needed something so bad you can't sleep at night?