Coworkers can be so cruel
 

So, here I am. I'm sitting here working (and posting), when, all of a sudden, the delectable odor of freshly popped popcorn comes sailing through the hallways and makes its way into my office. You know how hard it is to concentrate when your tummy starts growling?

"your"

not

"you're"

Jesus Christ.

:grr:

I hate it when I don't catch myself doing that.

What would we do without you

It always smells better than it tastes though.

This is very true. But then I start thinking about the turkey sandwich and fiber plus bar that are waiting for me at home. And I'm stuck here until someone else gets back. Oh well. I like taking late lunches, as they help the afternoon go by faster. I've got my Extra cinnamon gum to tide me over. :)

I hate popcorn. I'd punch them for cooking it. Apparently I'm aggressive today.

I don't like popcorn. There's something about the aftertaste that makes me think I should puke. It doesn't make puke for real, but rather makes puking seem like a good idea. I have no idea why, but I've always been that way. I never ate popcorn at the movies. Give me nachos w/hot peppers and Reeses pieces. :thumb:

I always get those at the movies, and a huge tub of popcorn im such a fatty

I'd beat the ever loving crap out of those popcorn poppers then I'd fill a large-sized Orville Redenbacher jar with kerosene and jam that up their asses along with the business end of a blowtorch then I'd pound their heads with a poker until their belly buttons popped. The bastards.

FAX

I'd just eat the popcorn.

I heard that eating popcorn vastly increases one's likelihood of developing appendicitis (I think). I haven't had any since.

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not

Fuque

moran

Probably Diverticulitis.

I like it when my co-workers leave the popcorn in the microwave too long and it burns it, and we have to evacuate 1000+ people from our building because the smoke alarm gets set off.