Have you been watching "I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here?"
 

If so, please die.

No

In a fire?

I spend time on the laptop, meaning the girlfriend gets to choose what's on TV. So yes, I have seen a couple episodes. I don't know who any of those people are, save John Sally. I know that Spencer guy is a bona fide attention slut, but will not be famous for long, as he's way too stupid to understand how to keep from looking like a blatant fame whore.

**** no

I'm glad they aren't even trying to mask those shows as watchable with a flashy title any more. Not that I was fooled before, but you might as well say what it is up front and maybe save some people a bit of curiosity.

If only
Deal or No Deal = I'm Going to Throw $100,000 Down the Shitter Because I'm Bad at Math and My Sister Believes in Fate
and
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader = We Wanted to Make a Trivia Show That Was Easy Enough for the Average American but the First Graders Can't Stay Up Past 8:30 Eastern for the Live Show.

Sadly, yes.
Nothing else on.