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Scaga 07-10-2009 08:33 AM
Uh oh...
 
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! :doh!:
In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th.

Ideas/Suggestions?

keg in kc 07-10-2009 08:34 AM
Anti-freeze.

ChiTown 07-10-2009 08:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scaga (Post 5891233)
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! :doh!:
In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th.

Ideas/Suggestions?
Make her dinner, rent and watch Steel Magnolias with her and give her a manicure......then beg for forgiveness.

Dude!

Mr. Arrowhead 07-10-2009 08:35 AM
Run

Mr. Flopnuts 07-10-2009 08:36 AM
Tell her that you've been unemployed and drunk for the last 3 weeks and lost track of time. That'll work. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Gonzo 07-10-2009 08:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Arrowhead (Post 5891237)
Run
This

Katipan 07-10-2009 08:36 AM
Give up the ass.

Scaga 07-10-2009 08:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5891239)
Tell her that you've been unemployed and drunk for the last 3 weeks and lost track of time. That'll work. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

That would probably work....since it's the freaking truth!

Gonzo 07-10-2009 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5891243)
Give it up the ass.
FYP

Fish 07-10-2009 08:38 AM
Check craigslist for a Gigolo in your area....

big nasty kcnut 07-10-2009 08:38 AM
Dinner flower and dancing. If that don't work get the **** outta dodge
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Frazod 07-10-2009 08:40 AM
Hope she doesn't glue your buttcheeks together while you're asleep.

Crush 07-10-2009 08:41 AM
RIP Scaga

Dayze 07-10-2009 08:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 5891247)
Dinner flower and dancing. If that don't work get the **** outta dodge
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ROFL

Iowanian 07-10-2009 08:43 AM
Get her a spa appointment today....drive her ass down there and then take her somewhere she likes to go, that you don't.

hand make a card.


Pull the "i know you think i forgot but this was your surprise"....card


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