Best Ribs Around? You have got to be ****ing kidding me...
 

So I'm here in Wisconsin. We wanted a place to eat, so we asked around. This guy tells us this place pretty clost to our hotel has " the best ribs around".

RIBS??? I'm ****ing there!

So we go. We show up at this place. Its looking promising. Old ass house made to be a restaurant. Kind of a hole in the wall look. Every decoration in the place has to do with pigs. This is good. They are committed. I like it. I decide to go over my daily reimbursement amount and get some motzerella cubes. They were ****ing amazing. This is going well! The ****ing $20 rack of ribs comes out.

The are awful. Just atrocious. Terrible. Horrible. Bad.

:cuss:

They are ****ing oven baked. They have no seasoning on them. Not even salt and pepper. The sauce is a mother****ing fruit jelly! Good ****.

I went over budget for that? You have got to be butt****ing me with a sideways screwdriver. Jesus ****ing Christ.

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This is a bit late obviously but don't get BBQ here in Wisconsin. I can't say my experience has been as bad as yours was but it has always come up short compared to KC.

Stick to the Fish Fry, brats and anything to do with cheese and you'll do fine.

I didn't expect as good as KC. Hell. I even expected oven ribs. I just expected them to be edible.

Who in the goddamn hell puts JELLY on ribs?
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I'd recommend printing a hard copy of the OP and leaving it with the owner of the establishment. He needs to know.

Sign it: The Midwest, bitch.

This. Cheese curds are ****ing awesome.

Don't eat BBQ outside of KC.

It sucks.

Not true. There's a smokehouse right down the street from me I'd put up against any place in KC.

Stoysich in Omaha has the best smoked sausage sticks ever prepared!

You're just saying that because you don't live in KC

:p

You know I will go there just to verify this.

To be fair, we have plenty of lousy ones here, so you're not too far off base with that statement.

You show up, and I'll buy. :thumb:

This story has kind of good timing for me. I went to a place in eastern PA that is, and I quote, "known for their ribs". We ordered a full rack and they were deep fried like wings and covered in BBQ sauce.

It was a joke.

I really don't know why I haven't bought a smoker yet with all the recipes I have access to on CP.

Alright, alright.

I ****ing bought into the bullshit today myself.

There's a BBQ joint on Magnolia and Lankershim called "KC BBQ". They advertise "authentic" KC BBQ.

After buying some beef brisket and burnt ends (along with soggy french fries), I became extremely bitter about anyone using the KC BBQ comparison.

I apologize for my earlier statement. I'm sure that the BBQ down the street in Nebraska is good.

It's got to be better than the dried out horseshit I ate today!

We have a place in San Diego that has really good ribs. My only complaint is they don't serve brisket.

Uh, keep in mind that Omaha isn't quite as far away from KC as Hollywood, so the possibility exists that someone that knows wtf they're doing could end up here.