Nine Words Women Use
 

To all of you CPers with UBER Female FAIL...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

damn devils

YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!! :drool:

I'm no broad but I use Whatever to say F--- YOU! all the time
It's mildly safer than actually saying it.
Almost like saying you're acting like a bitch instead of saying you are a bitch (although in both cases you're probably ****ed)

LMAO THIS is my most resent ex to a "T"

Heh, my wife only uses "Fine" and an occasional "Nothing". And both come with plenty of signals to be veeeery careful. I can live with that.

these are instances that GoChiefs will never have to worry about. Not sure if I should pity him or envy him.

My thirteen year old daughter pulled the "whatever" card on me on Saturday. Damn that word pisses me off. I think I would have rather had her say FU.

If they didn't have that furry thing between their legs there would be a bounty on them.

I count 19 words.

Maybe that's the problem. Your 19 looks like 9. Pity for the guys that start at 9.

I'm confused, I thought for women 4 looked like 6.

I would like to add another meaning to "whatever". Whatever can also be used when you ask what she wants to eat for dinner. As in, "Where would you like to go for dinner?"
"Whatever". But when she says "whatever" in this case, Whatever's meaning is: someplace you haven't been recently, doesn't cost too much but not too cheap either, has a healthy menu, isn't too far, doesn't have a wait, and carries Pepsi products because she likes Diet Pepsi better than Diet Coke. And not Panera because we always go there.

Heh. In my house, whatever also sometimes means "read my mind". Scenario: It's a rainy Saturday, the kids are elswise occupied, and we're going to settle down to watch a DVD. I ask "So, what do you want to watch?" She says "I don't know, whatever". This is followed by me rattling off a list from our DVD collection, to each she answers "no." Finally, I come across one, and she enthusiastically says "OK!". One would think she could have made that whole ordeal shorter...

It should be 9 terms that women use...

Typical!