Haley should take over the Cheerleaders
 

1. He'd run them until they lost weight.
2. He'd get rid of the ones from the previous regime who couldn't get it done.
3. He'd pick up veteran FAs who were recently stars on other squads.

Sorry, this one isn't headed to the Hall of Classics.

The Chiefs should just head over to Bazookas and pick up a whole new squad there.

I've only seen 1 Chiefs cheerleader in the past 3 years that made anything stir in my pants.

I'm sure it takes a lot of blood pumping to get that huge wang of yours in motion....

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Its not so much the length. I am average there.

Its the girth. I can get friction on a pickle jar.

TMI

By the way, every Chiefs cheerleader is hotter than 90 percent of Chiefsplanet significant others. You're all full of shit.

I would take most CP posters significant others over a woman who needs 2 pounds of make up to look "hot".

That's not the point. The point is that our cheerleaders would not be cheering for other NFL teams.

Please.

Most of the tards on here would be falling down with their tongues wagging out if a Chiefs cheerleader wiggled her ass at them.

Even Dane.

It takes time to build a cheerleading squad. Maybe after the other teams trim their rosters, Haley can pick some cheerleaders off the waiver wire. :shrug:

I've never understood why anyone gives a flying **** about a bunch of skanks who bounce around on the sideline of a football game. If want to see some hoes I'll google some pr0n.

I'd rather see Todd Haley in one of those skirts than most of those girls :Lin:

Sorry. No.

Then again, I don't have 25+ years of repressed sexual frustration so perhaps its just a point of view thing.

How dare you hate on the arts, sir.