Your input requested: Tips
 

A good friend of Bob Dole's will be making his live debut this evening with his solo ambient jazz bass stuff. As this is somewhat experimental, it is not a paying gig, so there will be the customary tip jar set out. As is also customary, Bob Dole will be filling the tip jar with written "tips" rather than cash. Bob Dole posts this to solicit your input for possibilities beyond "Needs more cowbell!", "Don't quit your day job", and "more melodious than two drunken elephants ****ing".

Thanks!

You sound like Dave Brubeck, (While he has sex with a chicken)

awesomeness

My friend Helen Keller loves your music.

"As long as you can look at your audience and see yourself, and they can look at you and see themselves, then your music will have meaning." - Bruce Springsteen

I'm so greatful that, (the bar's name) allows special needs people to play their plastic recorders here.

Thank for the music i can take dump now.

The tempo of your bass reminds me of the heart beat of my wierd uncle who used to climb into my crib and make me do bad things. Thank you for opening up deep wounds.

Stop ripping off Debbie Gibson.

At least it was better than those Hanson brothers...

heard better sounds at a great white concert

the "solo i can't hear you" line is pretty used up, but it still gets a nice reaction.
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Play more Skynrd

Less jazz, more jazz hands.

ROFL

Winner....