so,how is everyones holiday weekend going???
 

Anyone doing anything fun??? What is everyone having for BBQ???? Thanks goodness football season is finally here

Well, I've been throwing up all day with food poisoning. So that was neat.

Ouch

Watch football and wondering what my brother doing.
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I just finished day 1 of 10 of my first extended time off since 2004. :thumb:

I also did NOT puke my guts up all day, so I have that going for me.

I gots a college team, baby! WOOT!

Mi Ranchito?

What holiday is it?

The Feast of Pollard.

You are telling me.

I thought I was just really hungover at first. Then I was like, Wait... I only had 12 beers last night... Something is very wrong.

So, I am apartment sitting for my brother. I get in the shower to try and take stock of things and get ready for the day. Its 10:30 AM. I am feeling woozy, so I decide to sit down in the tub. I take the shower head, which is removable, and hold it right above my head to help get rid of my headache, because it hurts so bad.

Then, my mouth gets really wet, and I go to hawk a loogie, and I am ****ed. I projectile vomit all over the front of the shower. In my horror, I look down to prevent hitting the wall again. While this is going on, I am holding the shower head and it is coincidentally aimed at my face. I vomit right on to it, and then the puke starts flying back in my face. I don't throw up very often, so I am taking in the sensation of nausea like its my first time.

I turn the water off to take stock of things, and just laugh. For like five seconds. And then I throw up again.

It was a horrible start to the day, and I spent the rest of it sprinting to the toilet and retching. I think I pinched a nerve in my neck, so that also feels nice.

I text my buddy, who was at the get together: Are you sick?

He texts back: All ****ing day.

So there it was. The only thing we ate that no one else did was a couple chips worth of the 7 layer dip. Seriously, about 5 chips. At 3AM.

So that was my awesome day. Finally starting to feel better.

ive been down that road myself,sorry too hear that

The good news is that I haven't peed out of my butt. And I don't plan on it.

ROFLROFL

ROFL Set that bar!

I just had the shits. I hope it is finally over. The only thing different i ate was a watermelon. I purchased the watermelon from an area that has great melons every year only this time it was different.

I determined this is how the melon got bad. The watermelons are grown in sandy soil close to the river. The river this year had several flood warnings in that area. I think the river water got into the melons and contaminated them.

We were going to see the Nina and the Pinta tomorrow (replicas of course). They are in the Mississippi river parked north of St.Louis. I love historical stuff. But being up half the night im not so sure about this trip going down.