Roid Man has been bad, very bad
 

Shawne Merriman busted for battery, false imprisonment
Posted by Mike Florio on September 6, 2009 1:22 PM ET

The days prior to the 2008 regular-season opener were dominated by discussion regarding whether Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman would be able to play due to a torn PCL.

This year, the question is whether Merriman will be able to play after allegedly assaulting a D-level television celebrity named Tila Tequila.

Merriman allegedly "choked and physically restrained" Tequila as she tried to leave his San Diego residence.

He was taken into custody at 3:45 p.m. local time and charged with battery and false imprisonment. Tequila was taken to a local hospital for treatment.

He did one thing right.

http://www.celebslap.com/wp-content/...la_twitter.jpg

Now I'm not as upset I didn't get the Chargers D in my fantasy league.

Ha! Got my draft in a few hours. Was thinking pretty much the same thing. I had them targeted as a value pick.

And WTF is up with the Twitter account? If that was Roidman this is going to be a much bigger story than it already is.

Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?!?

Really, Merriman. You're 6'4" and well over 250. She's about, what, five feet tall and MAYBE reaching 100 pounds if she's got a lot of jewelry on?

You're a f**king douchebag of immense proportions. If there's a God, you'll blow out your f**king ACL on the first play from scrimmage this year. F**k off and die. You make Pac-Man and Vick look good.

Its called rough sex, she'll get over it.

wtf is this all about...maybe she cock teased him like she did all the douche bags on her stupid show too haha

If true, Meriam will be scared of "lights out" prison style.

LMAO

What a dumb ass

Shawn Merriman Arrested on Assault Charges
 

Shawne Merriman-LB- Chargers Sep. 6 - 1:35 pm et

According to ABC Local in Los Angeles, Shawne Merriman was arrested early Saturday and charged with suspicion of assault.
Merriman allegedly "choked and restrained" MTV reality show personality Tila Nguyen, who is better known as Tila Tequila, as Nguyen was trying to leave the scene. Merriman was arrested on the premises, while Nguyen was taken to a local hospital. Nguyen's citizen arrest report also accuses Merriman of false imprisonment and battery.
Source: ABC Local Los Angeles

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/pla...rt=NFL&id=3171

In my opinion, I'd say this is good news all around.

reminds me of the scene in the program where latimer throws around that little blonde.

I didn't know there were D-level list celebs. How far down the alphabet does the list go?

Sorry, missed the other thread about this because of the title.

MODS, you can delete or merge this.

Hell this could be worthy of 5 threads